Showing posts with label Dexter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dexter. Show all posts

Monday, August 2, 2010

Derisively Deranged Dexter


Although not socially acceptable, I must admit I have a deep, dark divulgence that I must share; I love television.  While my true devotion will always lie with the written word, television never fails to provide a delicious distraction designed to root you in place for hours.  While several series have been held near and dear to my heart, my most recent dalliance has been derisively, deranged Dexter.  I had previously seen an episode of the show but it left me dreadfully disillusioned with the concept as a whole.  It was not until Flip practically double dog dared me into watching it and again delved into the dark and dangerous world of Dexter, that I discovered the brilliance within.

Dexter is a likable Miami police blood spatter analyst by day but is reveled to be deeply defective when he secretly moonlights as a serial killer.  His well meaning foster father recognizes his deliciously dark depravity early on and diverted dastardly deeds into a positive channel ruled by a strict moral code.  He taught Dexter to use his deadly, destructive impulses to rid the streets of miscreants who have otherwise slipped through the fingers of justice.   While killing does double duty of vigilant justice and quieting the Dark Passenger, Dexter is always sure to do his due diligence to ensure guilt before delivering death, doom, and destruction.

While the each week's plot is either Dexter dumbing down his keen insight into the mind of other serial killers or fixing the damage done by his healthy kill appetite, the show's brilliance lies within the character development of dear demented Dexter.  Dexter's internal monologues makes the show.  While showing the gulf between his everyday actions and his disturbing devious inner landscape, it is delightfully well written.  The monologues depict the profile of an actual sociopath, devoid of emotions except his obsession with death and dying.  The writer's weave words into a poetic picture perfectly painting the dramatic difference between keenly self-aware Dexter and those around him.  Here are examples of Dexter's sub-human thought processes:


  • Dexter: Most people have a hard time dealing with death, but I'm not most people. It's the grief that makes me uncomfortable. Not because I'm a killer. Really, I just don't understand all that emotion, which makes it tough to fake. In those cases, shades come in handy.

  • Debra: I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. How are you holding up?  Dexter: I'm managing.  - No, I'm not. Keeping my face pinched in sorrow for two hours is a real chore. 

  • Dexter: I like to pretend I'm alone. Completely alone. Maybe post-apocalypse or plague … whatever. No one left to act normal for. No need to hide who I really am. It would be … freeing.

  • Dexter: Sometimes I wonder what it would be like for everything inside me that's denied and unknown to be revealed. But I'll never know. I live my life in hiding. My survival depends on it.

  • Dexter: I remember when life was easy. When the only question I worried about was who's next. Now it's: How can I dodge my "protective detail"? What should I do with my "hostage"? These are not easy questions.

  • Dexter: But if you play a role long enough, really commit, does it become real? Could I become real?

  • Dexter: Here I am, paradox personified. Taking life, creating life.

  • Dexter: Today I wake up, kiss the wife-to-be, feed the step-kids-to-be, dress myself in the usual pants, shirt … and pretense.

  • Dexter: There are few milestones in life that evoke a stronger response than our final act: death. What was once moving, speaking, killing, and threatening becomes nothing but an empty vessel, which is not so different from how I've always felt.

  • Dexter: We all have secrets. In that way, I'm just like everyone else – sorta.

  • Dexter: Harry was right. I thought I could change what I am, keep my family safe. But it doesn't matter what I do, what I choose... I'm what's wrong. This is fate.



Despite dramatic content and a supporting cast that is never safe from dropping dead due to Dexter's playmates, Dexter is a quality show that one can become invested in.  Self-aware, self-effacing, and self-depricating Dexter will not only win your heart but will have you day dreaming your own dreary, dull, and drab life could be spiced up with a simple kill shirt, a roll of plastic wrap, and a hand-held 800 megahertz bone saw.  Happy viewing!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Oh My Abs!

When Frankie said that we would shred some abs this week, I did not know that he meant it literally. I could barely drag myself out of the gym after doing an abbreviated ab work out with him, Gizmo, and Peter-Peter. Holy cow, those boys are no joke. My body is still abuzz from the shock. I keep this up and I might be worthy of my new bathing suit.

I had lunch today with Red at Pei Wei. Not only is white rice my favorite food in the whole world, but Red may be my favorite lunch date, so it was a guaranteed good time. We spent the first half of lunch plotting and scheming about Friday night's festivities and how to make it amazing. The second half was spent by Red doing her best to be a one woman marketing campaign for Dexter. All my objections fell on deaf ears. I love when she gets on a roll and does her best mom voice. It always starts, "Listen, all I'm saying is..." It is quite endearing.

Tonight I taught my music appreciation lesson at mutual. My lesson was well thought out, organized, and apparently boring as all get out. As I got further and further into the lesson, I could see that the last thing that the girls wanted to do when they came to mutual was sit and listen to me drone on. Other nights we paint, talk about books, and next week we are making mocktails. I can see how my lesson could be the low point of mutual. I am going to have to do something to keep the every diminishing attention span of a room of teenagers.

The lesson did make me reflect on how many lessons I have sat through and not heard one word of, how many lessons I have passed notes, how many lessons I played solitaire on my phone. All the while the teacher, who has spend hours preparing the lesson, continues in hopes that their lesson will touch my heart or invite the Spirit into the room. I have a new appreciation for all those teachers I didn't listen to, but for everyone that I sat back and criticized, secretly made-fun of the object lesson, or derailed their lesson with questions that changed the topic to something I found more interesting. I am sure karma has a whole heap of bored class members waiting in my future.

After mutual, I went to the gym and in case you missed it...Oh My Abs! Over two years ago, after recovering from several rounds of steroids, I joined Weight Watcher and shed 30 lbs that I had packed on. Steroids does just make you hungry, it makes you insatiable. I can remember sitting in Tacodeli and literally drinking a cup of queso. No wonder that by the time I was back on my feet, I was wearing a size 10. I lost 30 pounds on the program, and cannot tell you how much I love by body..

But loving your body does not always mean that you make good food choices. Once you are at your goal weight you are still supposed to eat within you points everyday. Easier said than done. When you have no goal in mind, it is easier to get off track. Chips turn into burgers, which turns into pizza, which into ice cream. You see where I am going with this.

Of all the parts of my body, my stomach is the hardest to keep trim. It is the first place I put on weight. I can go from beautiful and flat to a cresting rise of fat in a week of eating out. Two weeks of eating out can lead to pinchable fat. Three weeks and I cannot fit into my jeans. It is a slippery slope and summer is not the best time to hide in elastic banded bottoms or my scrubs.

I read somewhere that strong abs not only help you with posture and such, but they will also make you look thinner, even when you are carrying a bit of extra fat. This is why I am subjecting myself to such torture. Their workout made me feel like I just go to the gym to watch TV. They make me feel like I might as well be mall walking. It is nice to have someone pushing you. I am going to try to remember than when it takes a forklift to help me get out of bed tomorrow.

Well, it is off to bed I go, with a song in my heart, and my abs decimated. Tomorrow I will report the aftermath of my zeal, till then...